Me: I have like 50 tabs open from all of this exploration
Me: if only i had time to distill the information into a blog post
Dan: /--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\
Me: what?
Dan: 50 tabs. graphic rep.
Monday, September 23, 2013
Exploration
Sunday, September 22, 2013
On Secret Identities
[watching The Incredibles, when Helen gives her kids masks]
Me: You know, it's ridiculous that they think a tiny mask that covers only the area around the eyes would actually protect their identities. I mean, it's obvious who they are with the masks on.
Annie: [nods]
Me: Then again, all Clark Kent had to do was take off his glasses.
Sunday, February 17, 2013
The Work of a Senior Developer is Never Done
Ed: problem solved.
Derek: How'd you do it?
Ed: 1) removed coveo DLLs from teh build, 2) logged onto dev01 and removed all the coveo dlls from the bin folder
Derek: Congrats: You really are a Coveo master.
Ed: lol
Ed: problem: coveo not working. solution: remove coveo
Derek: Almost Zen-like.
Ed: How can you have a problem with Coveo if you don't even have Coveo?
Derek: Lolz.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Getting Ready for Mass Effect 3
Jason: I managed to keep everyone except Miranda
Jason: haha
Jason: he's awesome =D
Ed: LOL losing miranda
Ed: HAHAHAHAHAH
Jason: I know
Ed: fuck that bitch
Jason: the hottest chick in the game =)
Jason: figures
Ed: no way
Ed: tali is hottest
Jason: lol
Ed: Tali 4 lyfe
Jason: she is pretty cute, I'll give you that =D
Ed: I totally had intimate relations with that quarian
Jason: lol
Jason: but you didn't inhale
Ed: I launched my flotilla if you know what I mean
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Gee, I'm a Tree!
Ed: so let me get all my chickens in line
Ed: or ducks in a row
Ed: or whatever the avian metaphor is
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Wednesday, October 05, 2011
Forward Thinking
me: oh lol
me: look what I found
me: "string pattern = "200*.*"; // just this millenium, thanks"
me: its our 2k10 bug
me: I have no idea what that code does
me: but it doesn't anymore
[note: this conversation and code is from 2008]
Monday, October 03, 2011
Now With Less Stuff
Kristina: Hey, check out this chocolate bar! It's infused with air bubbles so it's lighter and more airy!
Me: So you paid the same amount for less chocolate?
Kristina: ... you just ruined my candy bar.
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
Owls are Old School
Ed: if harry potter live-tweeted the events of the goblet of fire, then fudge et al would have believed that voldemort was back, and shit would have been different
Ed: @TheChildWhoLivesLarge: Sweet, the Wizard's Cup. o wait, brb gt save @diggertous
Ed: @TheChildWhoLivesLarge: OK we're gonna touch the cup together #bffs
Ed: @TheChildWhoLivesLarge: oh fuck, it was a portkey, wtf are we
Ed: @TheChildWhoLivesLarge: brb @diggertous is ded, gt save myself
Ed: @TheChildWhoLivesLarge: oh noes, @scabbers is resurrecting @deathtomuggles #thisisnotgood