FoaD: Family Edition

Hello readers! With Thanksgiving 2006 firmly in the rear-view mirror, I want to bring you several funny moments brought to you by my family members (and maybe one or two from me). The first follows...

My Grandma came to Thanksgiving dinner this year (she's somewhat agoraphobic, so she didn't come last year), and we were all excited. My Grandma grew up in Germany, so her English isn't 100% (though I'd call her fluent). My sister suggested that Grandma should move into a house closer to our parents' house. Grandma's animated response?

"I don't want no new house!"