It's Amazing How It Works Like That

**Dec 8 4:45 PM **
Ed: whoa when did it become 4:45
Ed: about 1 minute ago?
John: yes!

Beware the Mystical Tomes

"It's like a magical poem."

Sillyness Theater

Once upon a time, a few coworkers and I were in a terribly boring and unorganized meeting. By the end of the day, we were bored out of our minds. We'd been communicating by IM...

Joseph: why can't this meeting just end?
me: you have to explicitly call the garbage collector
Joseph: thisMeeting.Dispose();
Tristan: hahahah 
me: can you help me with this SQL?
Tristan: what is it?
me: Select * from articles where category_code = 'N'
Tristan: whats the problem?
me: returns Count Chocula

DOGE

ExSx: I've resorted to eating tic tacs until food arrives
ExSx: 1.5 calories each
ExSx: ok that's 9 of them
ExSx: what's that
ExSx: 9 + 4.5 = 13.5
ExSx: damn
ExSx: I need to eat more.
ExSx: fuck I'm so minty

(post title taken from Machall)

A Play In Two Acts

EdToRights: hahahah
EdToRights: I'm tired
EdToRights: /casts osmose
EdToRights: /sucks -34 MP from John because John is undead
EdToRights: ACK
CompulsiveLarsenist: /Casts death on self
CompulsiveLarsenist: +9999 hp
EdToRights: Oh noes
EdToRights: /casts curaga on John
CompulsiveLarsenist: -9999 hp
CompulsiveLarsenist: My magic defense is 1 :(
EdToRights: :(
EdToRights: :)
EdToRights: OOh undead are vulnerable to fire
EdToRights: /casts fira
CompulsiveLarsenist: -5000 hp
CompulsiveLarsenist: ::Quick flashes of light::
CompulsiveLarsenist: URRRGGHHHH
CompulsiveLarsenist has left the room
GrandLarseny has entered the room
GrandLarseny: I am reborn!!!
EdToRights: /oh noes!
EdToRights: /casts fira
EdToRights: +5000 HP
EdToRights: noooooo
GrandLarseny: YES YES THAT'S IT!!
GrandLarseny: /casts Meteo
EdToRights: -9999HP
EdToRights: /KO
EdToRights has left the room
***ONLINE HOST*** has entered the room
***ONLINE HOST***: THE PARTY HAS FALLEN...
***ONLINE HOST***: /intro music
***ONLINE HOST***: /menu
***ONLINE HOST***: /load saved game
***ONLINE HOST***: /slot one
***ONLINE HOST***: /loading...
***ONLINE HOST*** has left the room
GrandLarseny has left the room
CompulsiveLarsenist has entered the room
EdToRights has entered the room
EdToRights: hahaha
EdToRights: I'm tired
EdToRights: /casts osmose
EdToRights: /sucks -34 MP from John because John is undead
EdToRights: ACK
CompulsiveLarsenist: /casts death on self
CompulsiveLarsenist: +9999 hp
EdToRights: oh noes!
EdToRights: /casts curaga on John
CompulsiveLarsenist: -9999 hp
CompulsiveLarsenist: My magic defense is 1 :(
EdToRights: :(
EdToRights: :)
EdToRights: OOh undead are vulnerable to fire
EdToRights: /casts fira
CompulsiveLarsenist: -5000 hp
CompulsiveLarsenist: ::Quick flashes of light::
CompulsiveLarsenist: URRRGGHHHH
CompulsiveLarsenist has left the room
GrandLarseny has entered the room
GrandLarseny: I am reborn!!
EdToRights: /oh noes
EdToRights: /uses crystal
GrandLarseny: What!! You're...!
EdToRights: That's right, I'm half mooninite
EdToRights: I can use the crystal
GrandLarseny: Noooooo!!
GrandLarseny: (GrandLarseny's elemental shield is destroyed!)
EdToRights: The time is now!
GrandLarseny: IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER! (5 turns remaining)
EdToRights: /casts blizzaga
EdToRights: GuyMan: /casts flare
EdToRights: TokenWoman: /casts holy
EdToRights: DragoonDude: /jumps
GrandLarseny: NO NO NO OOOOOOOOOOO THIS SUCKS
GrandLarseny: ::totally explodes::
EdToRights: sweet
**ONLINE HOST***: /ending

It's A Two-Fer! (With Bonus Nonsensical Segue)

Ed S.: I heard it sucked. I also heard it's awesome. I also made both of those up.
John L.: well, Ed. One of those is what I heard, too.
Eric M.: :P
Ed S.: I bet it was the last one.
Ed S.: that I made them up
Ed S.: because I issued a press release to that effect
Eric M.: Hahaha
Ed S.: why did ebay buy stumbleupon?
Ed S.: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Due to All the Volcanoes

Ed: Not so much in Europe.
Eric: Well, I don't know about that anymore.
Ed: Yeah, Europe is getting pretty big.

/erg

Ed: /erg
Eric: I like that "erg" is an action
Ed: yeah
Ed: it is
Ed: to erg is to make the sound "erg"
Ed: to boldy erg where no one has erged before

Recursive: adj. see recursive

My recursive New Year's Resolution:

"My only New Year's resolution is to not break my New Year's resolution this year."