It's All in the Name

Ed: Eric: the nutrageous bar you gave me is saving my life right now

Ed: my hunger level was over 9000

Brent: now where is it?

Ed: 4

Brent: that's NUTRAGEOUS!

I Could Have Complained Less

Ed S.: I hate how people show up late to conference calls
Naz T.: :(
Ed S.: 1:34 start time for 1:30 call
Barack S.: THAT'S 4 MINUTES OF INTERNET BROWSING DOWN THE DRAIN!
Naz T.: yeah how many reddit comments could i make. like 30 loaves
Barack S.: I could convert 10 farmers to Elvi in that time
Naz T.: I could get Subservient Chicken to put the sandwich on his head
Barack S.: I could perform a 58 hit ULTRA combo
Naz T.: I could buy a Toyota with 0% financing and pay nothing til January 2009
Barack S.: I could bust rhymes that flow like phosphorous, poppin off da top o dis esophagus, rockin dis metropolis
Naz T.: I could walk into a Burger King, discreetly use their bathroom, and walk out without buying anything
Barack S.: I could have been a contender
Ed S.: I could have been off the call 4 minutes earlier
Naz T.: calls calls calls, calls from the public
Naz T.: calls calls calls calls
Barack S.: I could walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles to fall down at your dawn
Barack S. : *door
Naz T.: Nicely done
Ed S.: Barack wins

Brent, RIP

In honor of Brent, here are two of my favorite Brent quotes:

Ed: well the idea still exists, but no one has invented my weather toaster yet
Brent: Now I want some toast.

Ed S.: I hate it when I'm ordering stuff from amazon and I'm literally 3 cents short of free shipping
Ed S.: WTF
Brent N.: TF is that you're three cents short of free shipping.
Ed S.: I know.
Ed S.: what on amazon costs $0.03?
Brent N.: Free shipping, in your case.