Common Sense: I Has None

"See, this is what I mean about you and common sense. 'Oh, Ed got a raise, but he forgot how to walk so he fell down the stairs." --Annie

Ahh, The Wonders of Fatherhood

Joe: I have figured out how to balance my son on my chest while I work on the laptop
Joe: I feel awesome

Who Needs MLB Gameday?

Me: hey pudge doesn't suck! just hit a single
Me: hey betemit doesn't suck! just hit a single
Me: awww crap melky sucks