Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Sillyness Theater

Once upon a time, a few coworkers and I were in a terribly boring and unorganized meeting. By the end of the day, we were bored out of our minds. We'd been communicating by IM...

Joseph: why can't this meeting just end?
me: you have to explicitly call the garbage collector
Joseph: thisMeeting.Dispose();
Tristan: hahahah 
me: can you help me with this SQL?
Tristan: what is it?
me: Select * from articles where category_code = 'N'
Tristan: whats the problem?
me: returns Count Chocula

Thursday, April 24, 2008

The Clowns Scare Me

Amr: You going to the circus this weekend?
me: No. I'm an adult.

Friday, April 18, 2008

The Ultimate Way To End Any Conversation

"But anyway, let's get some pizza. I'm fucking starving."

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

As Previously Stated, Clowns Are Not Good At Baseball

Caf: "the first thing i thought when i heard we got ourselves nick swisher was 'oh man, we got ourselves a baseball player'" [quoting the White Sox commentator]
Me: which was good, because previously the White Sox were fielding a team of clowns

Friday, April 04, 2008


me: just got my performance review document
me: turns out I'm not fired
me: who knew?!
me: "Ed is very forward looking in terms of technology, yet still grounded in reality in terms of what is practical. The mix of these two qualities makes his opinions and insights very relevant to a lot of the work we do. "
John: I got that in my fortune cookie yesterday

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Captain Falcon and the Three Muskateers