Monday, August 16, 2010

Extrapolation from Dentistry

Joe: it takes the goddamned machine about 5 minutes to boot up completely, even after removing a whole bunch of crap from Vista's startup routine.
Ed: Vista?
Ed: VISTA!?!
Ed: why don't you have 7 yet?
Ed: do you need me to get you a key?
Ed: I can buy an educational key probably with my email address for tufts
Ed: $30 for Win7 pro
Ed: do it
Ed: do it
Ed: do it
Ed: don't do it
Ed: do it
Joe: (*&$P(@*UJSHDFL:SKDJF seriously?
Joe: HEY
Ed: 4 out of 5 chat messages say "do it"

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

Joe: Occam's razor works in logic as well as software development
Joe: all things being equal, the simplest solution is the most correct.
Ed: Occam's Razor is kind of a tautology.
Joe: is not
Ed: is too
Joe: is not
Ed: is too
Ed: loool

Friday, June 04, 2010


Ed: who is your 2b
Joe: Jose Lopez.
Ed: the problem with drafting Jose Lopez is that you end up with Jose Lopez on your team
Ed: and you can never trade Jose Lopez because he's not sexy.
Ed: and you can't really drop Jose Lopez because he hit that home run not too long ago and he might hit one again.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

New Infants Are Funny

[Mia gives me a funny look]
Me: Don't look at me like that! I love you!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Total Horsehockey

Brent: what % juice are they?
Ed: one was 50, one was 10
Ed: cranberry and then some sort of apple/mango/pineapple hybrid shit
Brent: that's bullshit
Ed: agreed

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

I Can Haz Physics

Mom: Put down that balloon and help!

Dad: I can't put it down, it only goes up!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

No Cake-Walk

On child-birthing class:

Annie: And maybe you can meet some other new dads and make friends.
Me: I'm going to treat this like prison: I've gotta either kick someone's ass or become someone's bitch on the first day.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010


If you've played any Mario game in the past 6 years, you're well familiar with the phrase "It's-a me, Mario!" If you've played Mario Kart, you may be familiar with Mario's brother's call: "I'm-a Luigi, I'm-a gonna win!" Given how many times I've lost while playing as Luigi, I've co-opted that phrase as such: "I'm-a Luigi, I'm-a gonna lose!" Well, Annie has her own take on it:

Annie: "I'm-a Luigi, I'm-a gonna die!"

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

A New Brew

So, with the pregnancy and all, obviously Annie can't drink. But I can. I try to be sensitive and not drink beers she likes, but the other day, I found a Sam Summer in the back of the fridge. Not thinking, I grabbed it and started drinking. Annie saw me, and was not pleased.

Annie: Honey, that's not fair! You can't drink Sam Summer in front of me!
Me: I'm sorry, but honey, wait...

I retreated to the kitchen, and moments later, returned:

Samuel Badams Stupid Ale - 3

Me: It's not a Sam Summer, it's a Samuel Badams Stupid Ale!