Monday, June 29, 2009

On Categories

Brian: ahmeninejad got twitter
Brian: you should subscribe
Me: maybe
Brian: its probably something like "all is well, believe in allahs plan"
Me: put him in my "celebrity" group along with Wil Wheaton
Brian: they are similar
Me: totally

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Convervation of Mass and Energy

Leah: and once Joba gets on the mound this weekend, your ERA and WHIP will be sunk
Me: nuh uh Joba is the king
Leah: oh yeah? just like the yankees other two aces that are #1 and #2 in the rotation?
Me: Hey it's april, they're just getting warmed up
Leah: a man as heavy as sabathia shouldn't need warming up
Me: Are you kidding me? He's like a war machine, takes a crew of 5 to get him ready
Leah: he's got plenty of insulation from all those cheeseburgers he's been eating in the off season
Me: Well you need a lot of cheeseburgers to be that awesome

Alternative Means of Payment

The following conversation took place over Twitter direct messages:

Jason: PS, you still on for drinks tonight? 6/6:30?
Me: Of course dawg!
Me: dood what's your phone number?
Jason: 617-123-4567
Jason: but you may only call it if you're not going to bail
Me: What if I needed to get bailed out of jail?
Jason: Do they take nickels?
Me: We'll find out!

We then proceeded to get yelled at by an old guy at the restaurant who thought we sweared (swore?) too much. Good times.

Friday, April 03, 2009

Speeling

Me: not enough time to go out to baqck bay
Brent: I assume that's Klingon for Back Bay
Me: come on, the "q" is right next to the "a"
Brent: the fingers you have used, are too fat
Brent: to obtain a special dialing wand, please mash your keypad now
Me: wedfkp;ocseam,kcsea
Brent: osceam to you too sir
Me: osceam or ocseam?
Brent: shit didn't mean to misspell your misspelled word
Me: yeah get it rihgt

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Ed: BOOM DE YADA
Eric: boom de yada!!
Brent: Boom De Yada.
John: BOOM HEADSHOT

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Fire Wire

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Tuesday, March 03, 2009

My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

Joe: Granderson at 15....hmm
Me: granderson is interesting
Joe: 20/20/20
Me: what is the third 20?
Joe: umm, I dunno
Joe: doubles?
Me: SB/HR/milkshakes?

Thursday, February 26, 2009

My Dad and Sister are Funny

Dad: did you hear about the monkey that went apeshit?

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Dad: Joe namath was a great player, he was a bachelor, dating hot girls, handsome.
Me: like Tony Romo.
Dad: except he didn't suck.
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Me: Why don't you stand? 
Kristina: No, cuz then I wouldn't be sitting

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Joe Buck Can Suck It!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

This One Isn't Funny