Monday, September 23, 2013


Me: I have like 50 tabs open from all of this exploration
Me: if only i had time to distill the information into a blog post
Dan: /--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\/--\
Me: what?
Dan: 50 tabs. graphic rep.

Sunday, September 22, 2013

On Secret Identities

[watching The Incredibles, when Helen gives her kids masks]
Me: You know, it's ridiculous that they think a tiny mask that covers only the area around the eyes would actually protect their identities. I mean, it's obvious who they are with the masks on.
Annie: [nods]
Me: Then again, all Clark Kent had to do was take off his glasses.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

The Work of a Senior Developer is Never Done

Ed: problem solved.
Derek: How'd you do it?
Ed: 1) removed coveo DLLs from teh build, 2) logged onto dev01 and removed all the coveo dlls from the bin folder
Derek: Congrats: You really are a Coveo master.
Ed: lol
Ed: problem: coveo not working. solution: remove coveo
Derek: Almost Zen-like.
Ed: How can you have a problem with Coveo if you don't even have Coveo?
Derek: Lolz.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

It's True

Mia at the market with mom: "I like cookies. I like Mama. Daddy likes peanut butter."

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Getting Ready for Mass Effect 3

Jason: I managed to keep everyone except Miranda
Jason: haha
Jason: he's awesome =D
Ed: LOL losing miranda
Jason: I know
Ed: fuck that bitch
Jason: the hottest chick in the game =)
Jason: figures
Ed: no way
Ed: tali is hottest
Jason: lol
Ed: Tali 4 lyfe
Jason: she is pretty cute, I'll give you that =D
Ed: I totally had intimate relations with that quarian
Jason: lol
Jason: but you didn't inhale
Ed: I launched my flotilla if you know what I mean

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Gee, I'm a Tree!

Ed: so let me get all my chickens in line
Ed: or ducks in a row
Ed: or whatever the avian metaphor is

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

For Science!

"I'm just a dude, but science is probably right."

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Forward Thinking

me: oh lol
me: look what I found
me: "string pattern = "200*.*"; // just this millenium, thanks"
me: its our 2k10 bug
me: I have no idea what that code does
me: but it doesn't anymore

[note: this conversation and code is from 2008]

Monday, October 03, 2011

Now With Less Stuff

Kristina: Hey, check out this chocolate bar! It's infused with air bubbles so it's lighter and more airy!
Me: So you paid the same amount for less chocolate?
Kristina: ... you just ruined my candy bar.

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Owls are Old School

Ed: if harry potter live-tweeted the events of the goblet of fire, then fudge et al would have believed that voldemort was back, and shit would have been different
Ed: @TheChildWhoLivesLarge: Sweet, the Wizard's Cup. o wait, brb gt save @diggertous
Ed: @TheChildWhoLivesLarge: OK we're gonna touch the cup together #bffs
Ed: @TheChildWhoLivesLarge: oh fuck, it was a portkey, wtf are we
Ed: @TheChildWhoLivesLarge: brb @diggertous is ded, gt save myself
Ed: @TheChildWhoLivesLarge: oh noes, @scabbers is resurrecting @deathtomuggles #thisisnotgood