Sunday, May 14, 2006

Serious News

So you may have heard about Net Neutrality and the whole shebang going on. Well, if you haven't heard about it, here's the gist of it:

The Government is thinking about allowing your ISP to destroy the Internet!

For a little more info, check out these links:
Save The Internet
Ask A Ninja

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Order of Battle

I mentioned to a coworker that I brought in General Gao's chicken for lunch today, then made the obligatory comment, "General Gao, prepare the chicken!" Then we began discussing the other military Chinese culinary leaders, such as Corporal Dim Sum.

Coworker: "Come on, Dim Sum has gotta be higher than a corporal."
Me: "Well, General Gao's chicken is so good it needs a General to make it."

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

The Truth

Coworker: "Well, you're funny once a day."
Me: "Not anymore."

I haven't been that funny lately. More specifically, I haven't remembered it when I was funny. I need to get a better memory. I will do my best.

And now, for something completely different...

Lincoln Logs!

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Not in a book

"I read somewhere that in Japan they only have like three umbrellas. People just keep stealing and using them."