Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Culinary Delights

Me: I have enough on my plate, this is for you to organize.
Brian: i thought you always cleaned your plate
Me: nope
Brian: what if there was bacon on it
Me: how much bacon?
Brian: 23 bacon units
Me: what is the conversion from bacon units to 8"x1" strips of bacon?
Brian: wouldnt you like to know

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Instant Laughs

Eric: Your registration of ohnoyourmoney.com for 1 year has been "processed."
Eric: er
Eric: quotes were meant around the whole thing, not the last word
Me: lol
Me: oh yeah, we 'processed' that order all right
John: some guy named reggie threw it in a pile
John: then went to lunch
Me: Oh that Reggie! /hands on hips
Me: /audience laffs

Monday, August 03, 2009

Food Products for 200, Alex

Me: I haven't even eaten all the first set of playdoh
Brian: yet!
Brian: maybe ill give you some bacon salt to season it with
Me: and baconaise?
Brian: no, i fear for your health
Me: really? even with my newfound focus on real foods and exercise?
Brian: that is all +3 health
Brian: baconaise is +20 death