My Dad and Sister are Funny

Dad: did you hear about the monkey that went apeshit?

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Dad: Joe namath was a great player, he was a bachelor, dating hot girls, handsome.
Me: like Tony Romo.
Dad: except he didn't suck.

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Me: Why don't you stand? 
Kristina: No, cuz then I wouldn't be sitting

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