I'll take Potpourri for $400, Alex

(note: this post has been sitting around as a draft pretty much since the beginning of this blog. I finally resurrected it, added to it, and submitted it for your approval. Bon appetit!)

In lieu of one relatively funny moment, I will provide you with several chuckle moments in Instant Messaging glory:

Lisa: I wish I could have a slice!
Me: I'll email you one.
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Lisa: I just ate most of the Lucky Charms.
Ed: finish them all, then pretend they never existed
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Brian: Totally going to hell
Brian: oh, yes
Ed: dude, you're jewish
Ed: no hell
Brian: laughed at a midget
Ed: that's required
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Brent: So the girl really is sick.
Ed: ahhh
Ed: well that's good, right?
Brent: It's less bad.
Ed: yeah