Order of Battle

I mentioned to a coworker that I brought in General Gao's chicken for lunch today, then made the obligatory comment, "General Gao, prepare the chicken!" Then we began discussing the other military Chinese culinary leaders, such as Corporal Dim Sum.

Coworker: "Come on, Dim Sum has gotta be higher than a corporal."
Me: "Well, General Gao's chicken is so good it needs a General to make it."