That's what she said!

I do not watch Ugly Betty. I do watch Grey's Anatomy, which comes on right after Ugly Betty. Last night, my fiance and I sat down to watch Grey's and we caught the last few minutes of Ugly Betty. My fiance remarked how ugly Betty actually was.

me: Well, it looks like someone crapped on her face... when she was a baby... and no one cleaned it up, so the face just grew around it.