You Know How I Know You're Gay?

Ed: what does soon mean
Arthur: you guys need to keep your pants on
Arthur: within the next 10 min
Ed: my pants never left me
Ed: do you take your pants off to eat?
Arthur: depends on where im going
Ed: good point
Arthur: you're a good point
Ed: that's what she said
Arthur: why would she say that
Arthur: SHE must be retarded
Ed: she = your mom
Arthur: me = stabbing you
Arthur: with a rusty blunt object
Arthur: in the eye