Apathy? Eh.

Ed: apparently I also said "fuck it" to frammaer and speliong

You Wouldn't Think They Would Help

Ed: three hot dogs for lunch = not so good
Ed: feeling quite woozy
Coworker: that's not good
Ed: animal crackers are helping

I Can Think of a Few Others

Annie: "When you say 'yes' to be a groomsman this means you MUST be at the wedding. The only time you are allowed to not be at the wedding is if you DIE."

What's In A Name?

I think I did pretty good with my fantasy football team names this year. I usually just go with "Neosporin Squad" but I thought I'd try a few new ones:

• Brady Quinn's a Dick
• Pacman for Prez
• You're The Man Now Dogs
• Body by Mangini (blatantly stolen from Kissing Suzy Kolber)

I think I should change the Pacman one to "Vick/Pacman in '08". Yup, I just did.

Wounded in the Line of Battle

I bought a shovel this weekend so I could move excess dirt from one side of my yard to the other side, where rain had formed large gullies in the new lawn. I was pretty excited to use my shovel, and I perhaps got a little carried away. On the third shovel-load of dirt, I felt a slight twinge in the right side of my back. I gingerly tested it and decided I could work through it.

90 minutes later I come inside and sit on the couch to watch football. When the time comes for me to get up, I could barely move my back; it had become crazy swollen and sore. It still hurts.

Moral of the story: be kind to your back.

A Play In Two Acts

EdToRights: hahahah
EdToRights: I'm tired
EdToRights: /casts osmose
EdToRights: /sucks -34 MP from John because John is undead
EdToRights: ACK
CompulsiveLarsenist: /Casts death on self
CompulsiveLarsenist: +9999 hp
EdToRights: Oh noes
EdToRights: /casts curaga on John
CompulsiveLarsenist: -9999 hp
CompulsiveLarsenist: My magic defense is 1 :(
EdToRights: :(
EdToRights: :)
EdToRights: OOh undead are vulnerable to fire
EdToRights: /casts fira
CompulsiveLarsenist: -5000 hp
CompulsiveLarsenist: ::Quick flashes of light::
CompulsiveLarsenist: URRRGGHHHH
CompulsiveLarsenist has left the room
GrandLarseny has entered the room
GrandLarseny: I am reborn!!!
EdToRights: /oh noes!
EdToRights: /casts fira
EdToRights: +5000 HP
EdToRights: noooooo
GrandLarseny: YES YES THAT'S IT!!
GrandLarseny: /casts Meteo
EdToRights: -9999HP
EdToRights: /KO
EdToRights has left the room
***ONLINE HOST*** has entered the room
***ONLINE HOST***: THE PARTY HAS FALLEN...
***ONLINE HOST***: /intro music
***ONLINE HOST***: /menu
***ONLINE HOST***: /load saved game
***ONLINE HOST***: /slot one
***ONLINE HOST***: /loading...
***ONLINE HOST*** has left the room
GrandLarseny has left the room
CompulsiveLarsenist has entered the room
EdToRights has entered the room
EdToRights: hahaha
EdToRights: I'm tired
EdToRights: /casts osmose
EdToRights: /sucks -34 MP from John because John is undead
EdToRights: ACK
CompulsiveLarsenist: /casts death on self
CompulsiveLarsenist: +9999 hp
EdToRights: oh noes!
EdToRights: /casts curaga on John
CompulsiveLarsenist: -9999 hp
CompulsiveLarsenist: My magic defense is 1 :(
EdToRights: :(
EdToRights: :)
EdToRights: OOh undead are vulnerable to fire
EdToRights: /casts fira
CompulsiveLarsenist: -5000 hp
CompulsiveLarsenist: ::Quick flashes of light::
CompulsiveLarsenist: URRRGGHHHH
CompulsiveLarsenist has left the room
GrandLarseny has entered the room
GrandLarseny: I am reborn!!
EdToRights: /oh noes
EdToRights: /uses crystal
GrandLarseny: What!! You're...!
EdToRights: That's right, I'm half mooninite
EdToRights: I can use the crystal
GrandLarseny: Noooooo!!
GrandLarseny: (GrandLarseny's elemental shield is destroyed!)
EdToRights: The time is now!
GrandLarseny: IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER! (5 turns remaining)
EdToRights: /casts blizzaga
EdToRights: GuyMan: /casts flare
EdToRights: TokenWoman: /casts holy
EdToRights: DragoonDude: /jumps
GrandLarseny: NO NO NO OOOOOOOOOOO THIS SUCKS
GrandLarseny: ::totally explodes::
EdToRights: sweet
**ONLINE HOST***: /ending