Getting Ready for Mass Effect 3

Jason: I managed to keep everyone except Miranda
Jason: haha
Jason: he's awesome =D
Ed: LOL losing miranda
Ed: HAHAHAHAHAH
Jason: I know
Ed: fuck that bitch
Jason: the hottest chick in the game =)
Jason: figures
Ed: no way
Ed: tali is hottest
Jason: lol
Ed: Tali 4 lyfe
Jason: she is pretty cute, I'll give you that =D
Ed: I totally had intimate relations with that quarian
Jason: lol
Jason: but you didn't inhale
Ed: I launched my flotilla if you know what I mean

Gee, I'm a Tree!

Ed: so let me get all my chickens in line
Ed: or ducks in a row
Ed: or whatever the avian metaphor is

For Science!

"I'm just a dude, but science is probably right."