Hold It!

I played too much Phoenix Wright this weekend. When I was debating politics with my dad, I slammed my hands down on the table every time I wanted to make a point.

Common Sense: I Has None

"See, this is what I mean about you and common sense. 'Oh, Ed got a raise, but he forgot how to walk so he fell down the stairs." --Annie

Ahh, The Wonders of Fatherhood

Joe: I have figured out how to balance my son on my chest while I work on the laptop
Joe: I feel awesome

Who Needs MLB Gameday?

Me: hey pudge doesn't suck! just hit a single
Me: hey betemit doesn't suck! just hit a single
Me: awww crap melky sucks

I love my coworkers.

"Hey Ed, suck it!" --Matt

Beware the Mystical Tomes

"It's like a magical poem."

The Answer Man!

Ed: because basically until we have AI that works, auto-GC will not work.
Ed: the best we can hope for is something like Newton's F=ma, which is close enough for most everything
Ed: but enough of that
Ed: I'm a GC/threading/struct master in .NET now
Ed: ASK ME A QUESTION
Ed: HIT ME
Edith: when synchronous methods are invoked, in what order do they get cleaned up?
Ed: RANDOM ORDER
Ed: fuck I dunno

Don't Piss Off Annie

"Even CVS knows I'm a bitch lately... they mailed me free tampons."

If Then Else

Brian: heh, im an ass. i had to go through my email  and remove my sly comments that i added without thinking
me: hahaha
me: well you're not an ass, you just lack tact sometimes
Brian: nah, the tact lack is chosen
me: then you are an ass

Has A Cool Nickname

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