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Ed: alex trebek is trying to sell me life insurance
Ed: no sir
Eric: Wow
Eric: Did he give his sales pitch in the form of a question?
Ed: no it was an answer
Ed: he said "this will make sure your kids don't inherit debts"
Ed: and I shouted "WHAT IS COLONIAL PENN LIFE INSURANCE?!?!"
Ed: scared the cat half to death