Not for the Faint of Heart

This past weekend I met up with my extended family for our annual family get-together/reunion. This was the first time I'd seen any of my family since getting engaged, so they threw us a mini party with an ice cream cake and champagne. My dad fired the cork off the deck and into the yard. My sister said I should go get it. I asked why. She said it was important. I said no. So she said, "What's up your butt?" I replied, "It's a cork!"