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So I just haven't really been that funny lately. It's kind of depressing.

I have said some mildly humorous things on my friends' and my "work spam" email list. About five of us (though it's expanding) send each other emails during the work day about the randomest crap.

For example, one of my friends is politically active and lives in Minnesota. He asked us all to vote on this online poll for who the next democratic candidate should be. He told us who to vote for but there was a candidate on the list named "Ole Savior". We all voted for Ole Savior instead, then we got to talking about how awesome Ole Savior is. Some of the lines were somewhat (or entirely) stolen from the Vin Diesel random facts page, but some are hilarious. Here:

ole savior invented the spear
Premier of Venezuela = Ole Savior
ole savior invented penecillin. Twice.
ole savior once ate an entire telephone just because he didn't like the way it rang at him.
ole savior's middle name is ole savior.
Ole Savior makes up 80% of the matter in the universe.

And the longest:
ole savior created a programming language called Bologna. It was such an amazing programming language that he decided he was the only person who should know how to write in Bologna. He wrote a programming language called C and massacred everyone who knew Bologna. a random person walked by after the massacre and saw lots of slaughtered bodies and a torn sheet of paper, stained with blood and the word 'Bologna' at the top. This random person happened to own a meat-packing plant that had fallen on tough times. He gathered up all of the bodies, put them into the plant, and called his new meat 'Bologna'.